And the Winner is. . .
I'm going to enter the contest for Martha's house and/or a new Suburban. For your information, I'm a winner. I win things. So if you were going to enter, probably don't waste your time.
I don't know where the house is and I don't know what it looks like but I want it anyway because I'm discouraged by my landlord.
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What else have you won??
What haven't I won? The list is just so impressive. Here's a sampling:
Neighborhood Christmas Lights*
1st place
2000
Chili Cook-off
1st place
2001
Yankees Game Ticket Raffle
Won twice!
2002 & 2003
Trunk of Treat*
Most Spooktacular Car
2004
So you can see, a Martha house is likely in my future.
*entered these contests without knowing I had entered.
Maybe this year I'll send a Christmas card that says:
From the Award-Winning Blairs
You need to enter the HGTV dream house contest every year!!
I hope you are planning on entering your famous chili in the cook-off in a few weeks. You brought us that one time. I still dream of making chili like that someday.
Lindsey, you bet I'm bringing the chili. And this time, I'm entering the contest on purpose.
I still have the empty chili powder bottle from which I — the master chef — took the recipe. I kiss it for good luck as needed. I think I'm going to will it to whichever child turns out to be my favorite.
I can't wait, Gabby. I'm not joking. I really cannot wait.
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